On particularly sluggish mornings, I occasionally treat myself to a jolt of caffeine via the Starbucks just around the corner. There appears to be a certain morning cult of sorts, where I am forced to stand in a long line of 'regulars' who chat up the baristas and relay incredibly long orders (I think they are ordering for a family of 10, yet they walk away with one cup).Therefore, I found this post on the Best of Craiglist particularly amusing:
Shoot these people, please:
#5: Complicated Coffee Order-ers.
I know you think it's really "hip" to order a "triple, no foam soy latte with one pump of sugar-free vanilla swirled"—but get over your f*%@*$g self already. It's coffee, not a five course meal.
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